Needing something to write about… July 27, 2009
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I need something to write about.
I’ve just gone through a phase where my blog has gone rather dormant. This happens to me almost every 3 months or so as daily life overwhelms me and my ability to sit and think about things, find inspiration, and do research, becomes non-existent.
When I get into this funk I feel less enamoured of everything. Mentally I feel insufficient and my spirit feels undernourished. I need the stimulation this blog gives me and when I’m not posting I feel like a hungry man walking past a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
I have been contemplating a rework of some of my already published works: my Statement of Faith, and my treatise on Christian Liberty. I’ve considered for some time that both of these works would benefit from a serious rehash, cleaning them up, expanding on points made and adding things that I had left out.
However, if anyone out there has any ideas that could inspire me to delve into the fabulous world of intellectual exercise, I would be grateful for the nudge.
BTW – did you ever notice that when you use the spell-check on a blog post the word “blog” always comes up? Shouldn’t that be part of a ‘blog dictionary’?
Blogging… February 17, 2009
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Cure for a rough day… February 6, 2009
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Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological journals.
Funny thing is ……it works.
1.) Picture yourself near a stream in the mountains.
2.) Birds are chirping in the cool mountain air.
3.) No one knows your secret place.
4.) You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.
5.) The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6.) The water is crystal clear.
7.) You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under the water.
See you are already smiling…
A zen moment… October 27, 2008
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01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside
me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken
fan belt and a leaky tire.
03. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if
you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper,
that’s the time to do it.
04. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be
replaced, you can’t be promoted.
05. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like
everyone else.
06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
07. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.
08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile
in their shoes That way, when you criticize them,
you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
09. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is
probably not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink
beer all day .
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably a wise investment
12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember
anything.
13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the
windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in
half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light
side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much
when your lips are moving .
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.
The bailout… September 23, 2008
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Times are tough, no doubt. The financial markets are indeed in trouble and something has to be done.
The issues surrounding this problem are complex; the government (using the taxpayers money) is not equipped, nor should they be, to handle a bail out of the companies adversely affected by thier own greed and short sightedness, but they have to do something.
The markets are self-correcting, we know that, however the far reaching effects of that self-correction will be horrendously damaging to the economy. Not only will major companies fail, but the ripple effect throughout the economy would be devastating to many citizens – lost jobs as mortgage companies fail, lost housing buy’s and building would cost more jobs, the hit to the retail industry that many of us are already feeling would be exponentially amplified. Companies like Lowes and Home Depot would be very hard hit; layoffs, store closures, et al would damage the employment rate even further, and the subsequent loss of income for the average American would spread like a cancer.
So it is clear; something must be done, we cannot simply allow the economy to ‘adjust’ itself unaided.
However, what is also clear is that the operators of these companies which have placed the economy in such dire straights should not benefit from a bailout. CEO’s, COO’s, CFO’s (you name the acronym) should not personal benefit from one cent of taxpayer’s money. Save the companies, absolutely, but hold those responsible for the failures of these companies to a tight leash, and limited, extremely limited, benefit.
We are talking salaries and bonuses. If I run a company and through my efforts of mismanagement, that company teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, I should not expect, nor should I recieve, anything…
I hope and pray that congress takes this idea into consideration when hashing out the details of whatever ill-concieved bail out plan they come up with. No bonuses for the leaders of these failed companies. No high level salaries for these company officers. Limit them to a reasonable salary if they are staying in place, and put a caveat in the plan to keep those salaries limited until the companies in question pay back every single cent the government puts in their coffers.
Then the idea of regulation comes in…. I loathe the idea of the government regulating the ‘free’ market, but something has to happen, or these greed mongers and inept managers will do the same thing again; acting stupidly out of greed and destroying the lives of our citenzry.
He’s been reading my mail… August 5, 2008
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I have this theory about men and aging. We have two ages: the age we really are, and the age we are in our heads. Most men are almost always about 31 or 32 in their heads — just ask them. Even Mr. Burns from “The Simpsons” is 31 in his head. One of the most universal adult male experiences is of standing before a mirror and saying, “I’m sorry, but there’s been a horrible mistake. You see, that’s not really me in the mirror there. The real me is tanned, throws Frisbees, and kayaks the Columbia River estuary without cracking a sweat.”
The Christian’s purpose… March 23, 2008
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1Co 15:1-4 AND NOW let me remind you [since it seems to have escaped you], brethren, of the Gospel (the glad tidings of salvation) which I proclaimed to you, which you welcomed and accepted and upon which your faith rests, (2) And by which you are saved, if you hold fast and keep firmly what I preached to you, unless you believed at first without effect and all for nothing. (3) For I passed on to you first of all what I also had received, that Christ (the Messiah, the Anointed One) died for our sins in accordance with [what] the Scriptures [foretold], [Isa. 53:5-12.] (4) That He was buried, that He arose on the third day as the Scriptures foretold, [Ps. 16:9, 10.]
What is our purpose as the faithful of God? Rick Warren has a lucrative corner on the market of telling Christians about their ‘Purpose Driven Life‘, and while I cannot fault his work for it is indeed useful for many, I find it lacking in the preeminent explanation of what our purpose truly is.
I would not confuse purpose with ‘the meaning of life’, the two concepts are completely separate philosophically and the discussion about the ‘meaning’ of life could carry on for ages.
Definitively, ‘meaning’ refers to the significance of a thing, what is it that gives this life, our lives, significance; while purpose connotates something quite different: the reason for which something exists or is done, made, used, etc.
What I am writing about is our purpose, as Christians. What are we Christians supposed to do with our lives? More importantly – what reason has God given us for our existence as His adopted heirs?
We can quickly go into ‘callings’, missions we feel led to lead, ministries we feel God has called us to lead, develop, participate in; or our roles in this world and in His Church. Make no mistake, many of us have such a calling; to be a participative part of the body of Christ. I would be that your Pastor has that calling, the worship leader in your local congregation, your Deacons, the lady who watches the babies during worship services, any and all who serve in some capacity in your congregation. There are missionaries who go to far away countries to minister to the indigenous peoples. There are those who have ministries which reach out to the imprisoned, the homeless, the invalids. There are those who minister to particular segments of our society which many of us do not know, or truly wish to know: drug users, prostitutes, gang members, etc.
All of these callings are certainly valid, and intended by Him for those whom He has called. However, all of these callings are secondary, albeit inclusive of, our overriding and undergirding purpose as those who’s abiding faith rests in Him.
We are to preach the Gospel.
On the return from the empty tomb the ‘Marys’ happened upon the risen Jesus who commanded them:
Mat 28:18-20 Jesus approached and, breaking the silence, said to them, All authority (all power of rule) in heaven and on earth has been given to Me. (19) Go then and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them into the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, (20) Teaching them to observe everything that I have commanded you, and behold, I am with you all the days (perpetually, uniformly, and on every occasion), to the [very] close and consummation of the age. Amen (so let it be).
Paul tells us:
Act 20:24 But none of these things move me; neither do I esteem my life dear to myself, if only I may finish my course with joy and the ministry which I have obtained from [which was entrusted to me by] the Lord Jesus, faithfully to attest to the good news (Gospel) of God’s grace (His unmerited favor, spiritual blessing, and mercy).
Paul, in his writings, speaks extensively of preaching the Gospel. In Romans 15 he writes that he acts in the priestly service of the Gospel of God:
Rom 15:16-18 In making me a minister of Christ Jesus to the Gentiles. I act in the priestly service of the Gospel (the good news) of God, in order that the sacrificial offering of the Gentiles may be acceptable [to God], consecrated and made holy by the Holy Spirit. (17) In Christ Jesus, then, I have legitimate reason to glory (exult) in my work for God [in what through Christ Jesus I have accomplished concerning the things of God]. (18) For [of course] I will not venture (presume) to speak thus of any work except what Christ has actually done through me [as an instrument in His hands] to win obedience from the Gentiles, by word and deed,
Are we not His priests, to do His work?
In his letter to the Corinthians Paul writes about his compulsion to preach the Gospel. He states that he feels compelled by necessity to do so:
1Co 9:16-18 For if I [merely] preach the Gospel, that gives me no reason to boast, for I feel compelled of necessity to do it. Woe is me if I do not preach the glad tidings (the Gospel)! (17) For if I do this work of my own free will, then I have my pay (my reward); but if it is not of my own will, but is done reluctantly and under compulsion, I am [still] entrusted with a [sacred] trusteeship and commission. (18) What then is the [actual] reward that I get? Just this: that in my preaching the good news (the Gospel), I may offer it [absolutely] free of expense [to anybody], not taking advantage of my rights and privileges [as a preacher] of the Gospel.
Can we say that God’s grace does any less for us? Do we receive His favor only to sit on it, horde it, or share it only at worship services with others who are already saved? Are we given the light of His saving grace only to hide it? Christ Jesus tells us this is not so:
Mat 5:14-16 You are the light of the world. A city set on a hill cannot be hidden. (15) Nor do men light a lamp and put it under a peck measure, but on a lampstand, and it gives light to all in the house. (16) Let your light so shine before men that they may see your moral excellence and your praiseworthy, noble, and good deeds and recognize and honor and praise and glorify your Father Who is in heaven.
Indeed, the Gospel of Christ is our light, it is the lamp unto our feet and it shines the way to His presence for all mankind, are we not obligated, compelled, to share that light with the world? Christ tells us we are so compelled, Paul confirms this compulsion, and I say to you – our purpose as Chrisitans is to share the Gospel of Christ, and as Paul points out in Romans 15:18 we are to do so “by word and deed”.
Why do I point that out? “by word and deed”? It speaks to our function as ministers of the Word of God (and make no mistake about it, we are all ministers – servants – of His Word), not all of us are ‘called’ to preach or teach, but we are all called to witness.
Does this mean we should bang on the doors of strangers and ask them if we can share His message with them? Not really. Certainly some of us are suited and called to do so, but not all of us. Are we to stand on the street corner shouting His good news, or collar our co-workers at the water cooler and force them to hear our ‘testimony’? Not at all. Some of us may be so ‘called’, may be suited for such witnessing, but not all. Certainly there is much to sharing the Gospel of Christ which we can discuss. I may feel compelled to write about our obligations to prepare to witness, but let us leave this now with the most basic admonition: Our witness is in word and deed, which is expressed clearly and joyfully in one of my favorite sayings:
Preach the Gospel at all times, and if necessary use words.
Football sucks… October 21, 2007
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I admit it. I am disgusted with football and I blame it on the devil’s incarnation of “Fantasy Football”.
Used to be that I could watch a game and enjoy the battle on the gridiron just for the spectacle of the sport. Now days I watch and root for teams I normally would not root for all because they have some of my fantasy players.
What really is getting to me though is my beloved 49ers. I do not know what has to happen to get the team back to winning form. Their demise started with the witch-hunt of Eddy Debartalo. One of the best owners in the NFL in my opinion. He had a team that he wanted to be a winning team and he put the money necessary out there to make sure they were a winning team (don’t get me started on the evils of high-paid atheletes though… I truly do wish the players played the game for the love of the sport and not the love of the dollar…)
Unfortunately, the football world in its infinite stupidity demonized the owner of an extremely successful franchise and removed him from ownership, and since that day the ‘owners’ of the 49ers have been playing the budget game, nickel and dim’ing the team to the point of oblivion. Whereever they think they could save a buck…. ugh!
I really thought this season would show a turn around; good quarterback, great running back, good defense and good coach, but the owners still have shortchanged the offensive line (for about the 6th year running…). I have to say; No quarterback, however good he is, can be successful if he is spending most of his time on the ground or running for his life.
Anyway. Today was another loss, and the season looks bleak, barring a miracle. And to top it all off – every player I’ve picked for my fantasy football team is hurt or non-productive. No matter who I put in the starting line up they either go out of the game or seem to fold. When I switch players because the guy on the bench had a better game last week, he ends up doing nothing during the week I have him play…
I swear, I truly do long for the days when I just enjoyed sitting back and watching the game…
Writing… October 8, 2007
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Some blogging friends are posting some very interesting things these days. JoWiKi is delving into the art of actual writing and has what I consider to be, some measure of talent.
Sofyst is posting his normal stuff, seemingly off the cuff commentary and questions, yet his creativity and thought processes never cease to amuse and amaze me.
I’m slightly jealous that these two brothers are utilizing skill, talent, and thier minds and doing something creative and interesting in their blogs. I look at them and then look at my Mind and just have to shake my head an sigh… I remember the days when I had a trickle of creative juice flowing through my veins.
Sect leader convicted on rape-by-proxy charges September 25, 2007
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ST. GEORGE, Utah – The leader of a polygamous Mormon splinter group was convicted Tuesday of being an accomplice to rape for performing a wedding between a 19-year-old man and a 14-year-old girl.
Warren Jeffs, 51, could get life in prison after a trial that threw a spotlight on a renegade community along the Arizona-Utah line where as many as 10,000 of Jeffs’ followers practice plural marriage and revere him as a mighty prophet with dominion over their salvation.
I cannot express how sick I am that this unscriptural, sadistic, and adulterous practice still goes on. Nor can I express how relieved I am that the conviction will make a strong statement that such garbage will not go unchecked.